Tag Archives: Smashion

Drag Queens Teach Me How to be a Lady

13 Dec

The first time I ever stepped foot into Sephora, that fluorescent temple of glam, I was bewildered by all of the endless shimmering piles of beauty “essentials.”  Things that are indispensable qualifications for the job of owning a lady face. I thought: Shit in heaven! I have no idea what being a female entails. I’ve been doing this [...]

SMASHION: Sizeminded

24 Oct

SMASHION: Sizeminded

Shit, I remember when we used to spend whole days at the mall just fucking off, sneaking into movies, spraying body shop mango spray, smoking cigarettes in front of Planet Hollywood, and generally trying to be kick-ass hooligans. Ultimately, we’d get caught in the service halls trying to draw a penis on a wall somewhere, [...]