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NIKI’S TECH TIPS: Decoding the puzzle of buying a computer

4 Apr

NIKI’S TECH TIPS: Decoding the puzzle of buying a computer

Buying a computer is super easy! You just browse through the Apple Store website and click on a few buttons and put in your credit card info, right? Well its easy to buy a computer but not always clear what  you are getting for the money you spend. There are Mac people, PC people, and [...]

BEARDSPLOITATION: A Man-ifeasto

16 Feb

  I LOVE objectification. I am basically checking everybody out all the time. Regardless of sex or gender. I am like a randy teenage boy and a middle-aged female vampire all rolled into one. Also, as I like to say because it is very true: I am a gay bear, trapped in a woman’s body. It [...]

The War on Yoga: it’s hard on us all, but especially on those who like yoga

12 Jan

The War on Yoga: it’s hard on us all, but especially on those who like yoga

Whew! I just got back from an hour of Iyengar and I can’t feel my left arm! Just kidding. I feel fucking amazing. You know why? Because I seriously just took a Hatha flow class you guys, and my body loves me for it. To me, yoga feels better than a back massage. To practice [...]

DO IT ALL BY YOURSELF (DIABY): How to give the finger to your big bank

24 Oct

DO IT ALL BY YOURSELF (DIABY): How to give the finger to your big bank

  I’ll be the first to admit it, I am not a DIY kind of person–I don’t know how to make a miniature terrarium you can wear as an amulet, or silkscreen bitchin’ graphics onto a skirt; nor do I know what to do with old buttons and wine corks and mate-less socks. But I [...]