Shamonica Magazine

  Wow, so a lot has happened since we’ve updated the site…in the time since we’ve lasted visited Shamonica, one of us has gotten married, one has become engaged, and one of us is soon moving to Portland, OR. Me myself I’ve done fuck all. Although, I did have a magical zen retreat whereby I [...]

Time for Halloween again. What are you going to be? If the last minute costume dilemma has you sweating, take a tip from your junk. Be your junk! xoJane has assembled an awesome gallery of penis based costumes for your viewing pleasure. Just click on the Snake charmer below:   If you’re not into the [...]

The strangest thing happened to me the other night, you guys. While asleep in my bedroom chambers in the wee hours of the morning, in an Ebeneezer Scrooge-style nightgown and long sleeping cap and all, a wild eyed fifth grader appeared to me as if a ghost, hovering over my bed, proclaiming: “I have been [...]

When I found out that the people at FYF fest, an LA-based music festival that consistently books some of my favorite bands from the ‘90s, was hosting a reunion for the cast of Nickelodeon’s Pete & Pete, one of my all-time favorite TV shows from the ‘90s, I had to freak out. I had to [...]

Play this awesome game, is it porn or an American Apparel Ad?

Jay-Z and Kanye West’s new opus “No Church in the Wild” is super catchy. So catchy it’s already being used to sell things (recognize it from the Great Gatsby trailer?). The video, directed by Romain Gavras, who brought you the video for M.I.A.’s “Born Free”, is equally catchy, a tasty atmospheric buffet of carefully framed [...]